One left wellie (possibly cursed) •
Keith's moral compass •
A small mischievous saucepan •
A lone shoelace, yearning for company •
A suspiciously clever teaspoon •
A partially-written apology letter •
An emotionally fragile teabag •
A feral woollen mitten •
A one-eyed garden gnome named Percy •
A lost hamster in a tiny bowler hat
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A Brief Note on the Matter at Hand (and Why It Smells of Pickled Onions)
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📯 From the Desk of Virgil Twobyfour, Shwami & Semi-Retired Confectioner
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EXCERPT FROM THE DIARY OF MISS EUNICE GRUBBE
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📜 A Note from Miss Gussie Penfold, Keeper of Unwise Lore 📜
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Virgil Twobyfour’s Slightly Ominous Invitation to Follow Him Online (Before It’s Too Late)
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Match Report: The Pyz & District Bugle
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