🎶 MISSING PERSON 🎶
🎶 MISSING PERSON 🎶
One elderly gentleman, wearing
a brightly coloured waistcoat and
a significant number of keys
on a large chain. Last seen at
the edge of the Vicar’s field mumbling
about “the lost map” and “the fourth gate”.
May be singing ancient sea shanties
or referring to "The Great Bell."
If seen, please approach cautiously
and offer him a jam sandwich. He will
likely mistake you for a sailor.
Inquiries: Mrs. Higginbottom, 4 St. Agnes Lane.
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Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Virgil appreciates every word, even if he’s off chasing shadows in the allotment right now. Keep your eyes peeled—there might be a reply when the wind shifts. Meanwhile, stay curious and kind.