Just found a note in my coat pocket that says “Don’t trust the butter.” It’s not in my handwriting and I haven’t worn that coat since 1998.
Anyway. Good morning everyone.#OmenOrShoppingList #ButterWatch
One left wellie (possibly cursed) •
Keith's moral compass •
A small mischievous saucepan •
A lone shoelace, yearning for company •
A suspiciously clever teaspoon •
A partially-written apology letter •
An emotionally fragile teabag •
A feral woollen mitten •
A one-eyed garden gnome named Percy •
A lost hamster in a tiny bowler hat
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Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Virgil appreciates every word, even if he’s off chasing shadows in the allotment right now. Keep your eyes peeled—there might be a reply when the wind shifts. Meanwhile, stay curious and kind.